Welp, it had to happen at some point. Meghan Markle, also known as Future Black Princess, went to church with her Ginger Bae (Prince Harry) in one of her first official royal appearances as a future member of The Family, and it was like a makeover scene from a rom-com gone bad. Folks had a lot to stay about her hat — sorry, fascinator — and most of it wasn't good. 
Some said it resembled a fancy pastry while others were a bit more graphic in their criticism...

The mom-friendly sweat suit is supposed to tell us that Kim Kardashian is a regular, degular, schmegular parent, just like the rest of us.

The reality star and aspiring femcee looked less than happy walking into Poppy nightclub in West Hollywood — is it because both her exes (Tyga and Rob Kardashian) have reportedly moved on to other women? Speaking with which, where is Playboi Carti?

Praise is not something we see a lot of attached to Tyga's name, so the overall positive response he's getting for his new look is basically Black Twitter's Christmas gift to him:

Rihanna did what Rihanna does, which is simply brighten everyone's day with her slayage, when she showed up as a surprise guest during Kendrick Lamar's concert in Watts, California. This was a pretty special moment:

Kevin Hart, his wife Eniko and his two kids (minus newborn Kenzo) pose for a pic courtside at the Los Angeles Lakers game on Christmas Day. If a body language expert got their hands on this, we wonder what they'd have to say...

...and those cupcakes don't look bad either. But seriously, props to La for spending some of her holiday giving back. The host/actress dropped in on the Winter Wonderland Charity at Gaucho's Gym.

Where ya at, Jermaine?