The smoke from the sudden breakup between Offset and Cardi B has yet to clear fully, but the tension has died down just enough for the Bronx baddie to reminisce on some perks of being a wife. Just a day after her father-in-law went off for a slew of reasons, a video has surfaced of Bardi remaining unbothered while sipping coffee.

As the “Bickenhead” femcee is contemplating her daydreams, she has an epiphany of sorts, that’s relatable AF. “I almost died,” she began. “My gag reflexes are leaving ‘cause I haven’t sucked d**k in such a long time. I miss the D…”