Issa Snack: 9 Celebrities We Would Be Totally Down To Bite
The internet has been engulfed with theories surrounding the latest viral hashtag #WhoBitBeyoncé, thanks to the storytelling skills of comedian Tiffany Haddish. While we stand firm in our belief that Queen Bey — or anyone, for that matter — is to never be involuntarily touched, the hashtag got us thinking: who are some celebs you guys would actually be down to bite?
Please note: This is all in good fun, folks.
The Men of Wakanda
Black Panther became a record-breaking masterpiece thanks to not only the talent exhibited from the film's cast, but the wonderful genes that they showed on-screen. The men in the action film, especially, proved that chocolate has never gone out of style.
The Game
We can't compile this list without adding a bit of an edge, right? The wild card — or one of them — of the group is Los Angeles rapper The Game. From his unapologetic thirst traps on the 'Gram to his unfiltered commentary on just about everything, we say he's more than bite-worthy.
Rihanna
This one is a no-brainer. RiRi has proven time and time again that she's the snack of all snacks, especially with the release of her cosmetic brand, Fenty Beauty. Needless to say, if you were to bite her, it's likely that she'd bite back. P.S. Have you seen that Body Lava promo video she posted? Need we say more?
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Will Smith
Adding some cheerful charm to the list is Mr. Nice Guy, himself, Will Smith. The celebrated actor was already snack-status for years now, but it was him joining Instagram that made him a layered meal — talent, brains and wit.
Kofi Siriboe
Who didn't see this one coming? I mean, look at him. Aside from being painfully handsome, the Queen Sugar actor is all about that Black love, constantly expressing his admiration for his people on and off social media. Plus, his just as gorgeous girlfriend ups his snack-game a few points.
Idris Elba
OK, so hear us out. We know he's engaged to be married, but that doesn't negate the fact that the man is, and will always be, one of the most handsome men in Hollywood. Also, seeing him engaged and happy sort of makes him more admirable, if that was even possible.
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Cardi B
Take about a firecracker. Cardi B's humorous nature and unapologetic brashness make her, pretty much, an undeniable snack. It takes real self-assurance and security to be authentically oneself 24/7, and she has that down to a science.
Tessa Thompson
Tessa Thompson's understated charm is what makes her hard to ignore. The actress's diverse performances show that she can't be put into a box — not to mention her intelligence and knowledge of who she is. She's just the whole package. Bitable? We think YES!
Jussie Smollett
Also mastering the often ignored art of being oneself regardless of outside opinions is Jussie Smollett. Aside from his physical attractiveness, the actor/singer's consciousness and ability to connect with his fans make him pretty deserving of being on this list. You're so beautiful, Jussie!
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