Pastor Plies has returned to his front seat sermons on Instagram and this time he brought a bag of pretzels and two boxes of Trojan condoms with him.

But not just any old ordinary condoms — the special “Fire & Ice” and “Charged” editions of the contraception brand. And the Florida rap star has a hilarious pre-use review after reading about Trojan’s sex life guarantees from the dual-action protection.

Plies was just minding his business and grabbing some pretzels to snack on when he came across the interestingly-named Trojan condoms. He said that he never uses Trojans anyway, but figured to buy them since it’s the first time he’s ever seen such exclusive versions.

“But I’m trying to figure out, Trojan, what y’all got going on?” he asked. “Motherf**king fire and ice! I don’t want a motherf**king thing on me that feel like fire! That’s motherf**king gonorrhea, ain’t it? I know godd**n well y’all ain’t selling no gonorrhea.”

The “warm and tingly” satisfaction that the box ensures wasn’t quite enough to convince Plies just yet. He showed the other pack, Trojan’s “Charged” condoms, with the same inquiries. Before giving them a try, he’ll need his followers to weigh in on their experiences first. After all, he doesn’t use them because they “f**k with your blood pressure,” he hilariously informed.

See his latest discovery in the video below.