Thank all the higher powers for Michael Rappaport.
Perhaps the best reaction after last night’s “tiki torch” protests on the campus of the University of Virginia, the comedian and film director decided to come for the heads of the neo-nazis and white nationalists earlier today.
“You know your life ain’t s**t if you’re a college student on a Friday night during the summer time,” he said in a video posted to Twitter and Instagram. “You ain’t getting no a** and you decide to come out for a protest carrying tiki torches talking s**t?”
And that wasn’t all...
“Little coffee cup-carrying white nationalists, you ain’t s**t. If you was really trying to get it poppin’, you would’ve taken your little Ed Sheeran protest right over there to Virginia Beach or Newport News and you would’ve got your tiki torches stuffed up your a**.”
And to finish it all off…
“Revenge of the nerd protesters. Eat some pizza, take a few bombers, don’t you got a f*****g toga party to go to. It’s Friday night, try to get to second base with a girl, you f*****g loser. Talking about ‘white lives matter,’ ‘white lives matter,’ throwing up Nazi salutes. Dorm room dumb f***s.”
Welp… There you have it. Twitter also responded accordingly. See Rappaport’s video as well as reaction to it below.
"if you was really tryna get it poppin' " — they aren't! 💯— Donté Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) August 12, 2017
Ok, New Yorker or not that was some funny shit right there. Funny shit.— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) August 12, 2017
Poor ed like pic.twitter.com/EpIELqorQk— Sean Mcquillan 🇾🇪 (@seanymc77) August 12, 2017
Sometimes you gotta let your inner Michael Rappaport do the talking https://t.co/2Tq5pGr357— Dan Harmon (@danharmon) August 12, 2017
Rapaport bout that action pic.twitter.com/7ITtNGJk7w— Frazier Tharpe (@The_SummerMan) August 12, 2017
Michael Rappaport tellin truths out here yall pic.twitter.com/mOcSCbmMni— Kirk KoBlam (@Grim3ySteve) August 13, 2017
(Photos from left: via TwitterMatthew Eisman/Getty Images for Tribeca Film Festival)