Fix It, Jesus: Rachel Dolezal Is Releasing A 'Stay Woke' Calendar For 2018

In today's unnecessary merch report: Rachel Dolezal is selling a calendar. Of glamour shots of her. And inspiration quotes. For 20 American dollars ($20). 

This is just yet another expansion of Dolezal's merch offerings, which include homemade lollipops in flavors such as "Black Vanilla" (wink, wink; nudge, nudge), "Melanin Spectrum Dolls," soaps, art, and books. 

If you're wondering who on Earth would cop (bish, same!!!), well, we don't have the particulars for you. However, we do know that the initial "drop" of calendars sold out, prompting Dolezal to put more up for sale, released yesterday. So someone is buying these calendars, folks. 

We mean, it could make a good gag gift, we guess??? But also, no.