However, some entrepreneurial folks have beat the Big Doll industry to the punch. Etsy sellers are already hawking dollies that are meant to resemble the couple — except they're absolutely terrifying.
We have a lot of questions. In a twist of fate, however, it appears as though Harry's depiction is actually cause for concern — not Meghan's. Like, if you're just going to copy and paste Lord Farquaad's face on a dolly, you better run the creators of Shrek their check because honey, that look is definitely not your original intellectual property.
This is truly the stuff of nightmares.
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