Who else is ready for a sex-ed class taught by Tiffany Haddish after her on-screen tutorial on how to grapefruit a guy in Girls Trip was just as hilarious as it was informative? *raises hand*

Well, the comedian hit up The Late Late Show while doing promo runs for her latest film, Night School, and gave host James Corden and actor/eye-candy Jay Hernandez a little sex ed of her own. James asks Tiffany what class she would choose to teach, hypothetically of course, and before he could get another word in she quickly replies “sex education.” She readyyy…

She’d start with the basis—hygiene. “Good hygiene equals good sex,” she says. “I would tell the women, the young ladies in my class, look you gonna have to take a bath at least once a week. You gotta drown. You gots to drown it. And put like a half a box of baking soda in there, get the pH balance right.”

“And fellas,” she continues, “You gotta go ahead and put that hot dog in some hot water.”

This might not be a hypothetical situation at all, because the 38-year-old has previously expressed interest in teaching sex ed. "I don't mind being a teacher. I always say, ‘If this comedy thing doesn’t work out, I would probably be a sex education teacher," she told Glamour in her September issue cover story. "I would be the best sex education teacher. I guarantee none of my kids would have STDs after I finish teaching them."

Where do we sign up, sis? And will grapefruiting be on the curriculum? Asking for a friend.