If you've been on the Internet at all this week, you probably know more about Guinness World Record–holder Charlie Sheen's personal philosophy than you could ever ask. Instead of watching yet another in his seemingly endless string of TV and radio interviews, chew on this hilarious remix, performed by ?uestlove and The Roots on Jimmy Fallon last night. It starts out with a little Ginuwine vibe, and then things get winningly funky.